Some people wear their heart on their sleeve. You? You wear your resting expression like a badge of honor. This tee is for the folks who are perfectly content, totally unbothered, and simply blessed with a face that refuses to participate in small talk.
Soft, comfy, and effortlessly sarcastic, it’s the ideal uniform for school pickup lines, grocery store aisles, office meetings, and any situation where someone might mistake your neutral expression for a cry for help. Spoiler: you’re fine.
Slip it on, own your vibe, and let the shirt do the explaining so you don’t have to.
• Heather colors are 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²) • Yarn diameter: 32 singles • Soft fabric • Relaxed fit • V-neck • Side-seamed construction
