Some people wear their heart on their sleeve. You? You wear your resting expression like a badge of honor. This tee is for the folks who are perfectly content, totally unbothered, and simply blessed with a face that refuses to participate in small talk.
Soft, comfy, and effortlessly sarcastic, it’s the ideal uniform for school pickup lines, grocery store aisles, office meetings, and any situation where someone might mistake your neutral expression for a cry for help. Spoiler: you’re fine.
Slip it on, own your vibe, and let the shirt do the explaining so you don’t have to.
• 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Disclaimers: • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
